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The Onion: Jesus Christ Not A Fan Of Tim Tebow

The Onion is at it again with Denver Broncos quarterbacks. First, the writers over there tackled Brady Quinn by joking that he should never receive a snap from under center. Now Jesus Christ has spoken to the Onion about Tim Tebow's NFL skill set:

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"Tim’s place is at the right hand of the other backups on the bench, and his earthly works show that he deserves to dwell there all the days of his life," said Lord and Savior of all mankind.

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As definitive as an answer can be.

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