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Tim Tebow's Success: It Doesn't Depend On God's Will, Says Church Of Satan Priest

Tim Tebow's succes: is it because of God's will? Not at all, according to a high priest of the Church of Satan. What!? A Satanist, you say!? Yeah, because that bastion of journalistic integrity known as TMZ interviewed one recently:

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[Peter H.] Gilmore tells us, "Those who have a winning attitude tend to do better, and whatever fuels such team spirit, be it religious fervor or simply an overwhelming desire to succeed, is the real source for success."

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Which, you know, actually sounds pretty reasonable.

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