I mean, the baseball can be fun ... at times. But if putting a bag over your head in shame of the Rockies is your thing -- it may be for many -- you can't do that at Coors Field. The Rockies don't allow that because of security measures and some other such nonsense, as Benjamin Hochman details in his piece over at the Denver Post.
↵What about carrying a mannequin's head in and then placing a paper bag over it?