The Colorado Rockies want to get reliever Matt Belisle a spot on the 2012 National League All-Star Team. He's a good candidate for retired St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa to choose for the pitching staff with a 2.03 ERA in 40 innings pitched.
But this isn't the way to do it:
It's not catchy. It's not outrageous. It's just so plain. But then ...