Brady Quinn is often considered an afterthought in the Denver Broncos' quarterback competition. Kyle Orton, Tim Tebow--that's it. So, of course The Onion decides to tackle this situation in an article titled, "Broncos Center Apologizes To Team After Accidentally Snapping Ball To Brady Quinn" (story has some NSFW language).
A highlight from the article:
"I’m so sorry. What I did was absolutely wrong and never should have happened," said [J.D.] Walton, begging the Broncos for forgiveness while nervously surveying the angry faces in the crowd.
The real question is, will we actually see Quinn take a snap for the Broncos this season?