Mj

Mike Sjerven

Resident Funny Man

I'm a Rockies fan and an occasional comedian. You can usually find me over at Purple Row, SB Nation's Colorado Rockies blog.

MOST RECENT POSTS

Year of the Fan -- not so much

The Colorado Rockies' 2012 season was no fun, as the team nearly lost 100 games. Here's some ways to improve the fan experience (and it doesn't involve getting the players on the roster to do...

A New Hope: The Denver Broncos' 2012 Offseason

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The Denver Broncos' latest NFL Draft picks might not know a whole lot about the binary language of moisture vaporators, but this draft possibly deserves a '1'.

Colorado Mammoth Lacrosse -- Hold On To Something

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The Colorado Mammoth sure do know how to put on a show. They just need to get a real woolly mammoth involved to take it to the extreme.

Avalanche Vs. Canucks: Antipathy Of A Rivalry

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The Colorado Avalanche have a deep-seated rivalry with the Vancouver Canucks, but an early February game between the teams supplied dread in one Avs fan.

How To Fix The NBA (But Not Really)

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Here's how to fix the NBA. No, not really, but you should get a chuckle out of the fixes.

Denver Broncos Half Price Tickets: You'll Pay For Half Your Seat, But You'll Use, Well, All Of It

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The Denver Broncos offer half price tickets, but not even that could help liven up the Broncos vs. Lions game a couple of weeks ago.

UFC And Me: Well, I Gave It A Shot

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Ultimate Fighting Championship: is it two guys beating the hell out of each other or is there something more to it? Probably not on the latter.

The Greatest College Football Rivalry In The Country: Colorado State Vs. Northern Colorado, Of Course

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Ohio State vs. Michigan? Alabama vs. Auburn? Those rivalries have nothing on Colorado State vs. Northern Colorado. Well, that's just hyperbole. OK, that's probably just flat-out wrong, but this is...

Worshipping At The Church Of The Corner Kick

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The Colorado Rapids played a 3-2 victory over Isidro Metapan recently. It was too high of a scoring affair for some watchers.

How American Is Lacrosse Anyway? A Night With The Denver Outlaws

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It may just exemplify what it is to be 'American'.

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